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Ali Larter:
Ali Larter Naked
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Information:
Name: Ali Larter
Born: 1976-02-28
Height: 1.73
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Filmography:
House on Haunted Hill (1999), Greatest Ever Disaster Movies (2007), Confess (2005), 2000 Blockbuster Entertainment Awards (2000), Beyond Raccoon City: Unearthing 'Resident Evil: Extinction' (2008)
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Shanna Moakler:
Shanna Moakler
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Information:
Name: Shanna Moakler
Born: 1975-03-28
Height: 1.73
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Filmography:
Fashion Police Golden Globes 2006 (2006), Weakest Link (2002), Sugar: The Fall of the West (1998), Crowned (2008), Punk'd (2003)
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William Petersen:
William Petersen Naked
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Information:
Name: William Petersen
Born: 1953-02-21
Height: 1.78
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Filmography:
CBS Cares (2007), The Twilight Zone (1986), CSI (2008), Fear (1996), The Directors (2001)
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A little kid's in
school, taking a
true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end
of the test he's
flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are
you doing?" He
says, "Checking my answers."
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bull
!
Bull who ?
Bull the chain when your done !
ConradeNeffBR
What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a
python?
A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to
death.
KelleyAelfdaneOC
Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her
shoes?
A. To remind her that "toes go in first."
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Q: How do you
know when a trumpet player is
at your door?
A: The doorbell shrieks!
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Seriously, when the crooked
hamburger took
it on the 1am, where did it go?
Heidelburg-er, Germany!
FlannanClareyXL
Dad, did you manage to
fix my toy? No, it's
not broken, the battery's flat. Well, what shape
should it be?
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Q: How can you tell
when Bill Clinton is
lying?
A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the
answer to this
one.
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How can you tell if you are looking at
a
police glow worm ?
it has a blue light !
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How does an idiot call for his dog?
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
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